Notice No. 7/Ω-bis · Ring 4 Residents' Council

§1

{Due to|Owing to|Because of|On account of} {scheduled|planned|routine|periodic} {re-stitching|re-weaving|re-seaming|mending} of the Ceres–Europa tidal {lane|corridor|channel|route}, Thursday is {#canc:cancelled|called off|scrapped|revoked} this week. {Please|Kindly} {live through|get through|endure|experience} it {in advance|beforehand|ahead of time|early}, or {move|shift|transfer|reschedule} it to {last|the previous|the preceding} Tuesday.

{#note:note|remark|comment|gloss} for {#arch:archaics|ancients|antiques|primitives}: see the school {curriculum|syllabus|programme}, 2nd grade, “time as a public {utility|service|amenity}”.

§2

{#corr:corridor|hallway|passage} B

{Spare|Extra|Surplus|Reserve} {bodies|frames|husks|shells} {left|parked|stored|kept} in the {shared|common|communal} {#corr:corridor|hallway|passage} for {more|longer} than three {#frac:fractions|portions|slices} are {deemed|considered|ruled|declared} {unowned|ownerless|unclaimed|abandoned} and {handed out|given away|distributed|issued} to {#who:whoever|anyone who} wants them.

{#note:note|remark|comment|gloss}: yes, “{#who:whoever|anyone who} wants them” is also you. {common knowledge|everyone knows|widely known}.

§3

yours is the {dot|speck|spark|mote} {following|trailing|shadowing|tailing} you.
{#fine:fine|penalty|charge|forfeit} {accrued|so far|accumulated|owing}: 0:00 of {#child:childhood|infancy|youth}

A {reminder|refresher|nudge|friendly reminder}: {walking|exercising|taking out|airing} a {pet|tame|domestic|house} neutrino without a {#muz:muzzle|leash|collar|harness} is {prohibited|forbidden|banned|not permitted}. The {#fine:fine|penalty|charge|forfeit} is forty minutes of your {#child:childhood|infancy|youth} {memories|recollections|remembrances}.

{#note:note|remark|comment|gloss}: {#muz:muzzles|leashes|collars|harnesses} are {sold|available|stocked} where the neutrinos are. {currency|payment|tender}: the usual.

§4

tide, {#hand:by hand|manually}

The Moon is {closed|shut|unavailable|out of service} for {repainting|a repaint|a fresh coat|redecoration}. Tides are {temporarily|for now|provisionally|for the time being} {performed|carried out|done|operated} {#hand:by hand|manually}; the {attendant|operator|officer|person} on duty is Gennady (version 14).

{#note:note|remark|comment|gloss}: versions 1–13 are {on holiday|on leave|away|on vacation}. {simultaneously|at the same time|all at once|concurrently}.

§5

{Residents|Tenants|Occupants|Those} who {borrowed|have borrowed|took on loan} the second half of Wednesday from their {neighbours|fellow residents|co-tenants} are {kindly|politely|respectfully|gently} {asked|requested|urged|invited} to {return it|give it back|hand it back|restore it}. People {cannot|can't|are unable to} {finish|complete|get through|conclude} {dinner|supper|their meal}.

a {#note:note|remark|comment|gloss} would {require|need|call for|demand} a sense organ you do not {have|possess|own} yet.

§6

{#hot:Hot|Warm|Heated} gravity will be {shut off|switched off|turned off|cut} from {#frac:fraction|portion|slice} 0.41 to 0.58. {Stock up on|Lay in some|Put aside some|Hoard some} weight.

{#note:note|remark|comment|gloss}: cold gravity {stays|remains|is left} on. {nobody|no one|not a soul} {washes|bathes|showers} with it.

§7

{#unzip:unzipping|unpacking|decompressing|extracting} {#mood:mood|temper|spirit|humour}… 99%

{Grandmothers'|Grandmas'|Grannies'|Great-grandmothers'} {backups|archives|snapshots|saved copies} older than three hundred years are {accepted|taken in|admitted|received} for {storage|safekeeping|keeping|deposit} only in {#unzip:an unzipped|an unpacked|a decompressed|an extracted} {#mood:mood|temper|spirit|humour}.

{#note:note|remark|comment|gloss}: {grandma|granny|nana|gran} knows. she always knows.

Notice

{Era|Epoch|Period|Age} {check|test|screening|inspection}

{letter|message|note|memo} to {an ancestor|a forebear|a predecessor|a forerunner} · {opened|unsealed|released} out of {pity|mercy|sympathy|compassion}